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Whether you’ve come to say hello, share a story, request an illustration, or politely ask how to get paint out of a Rottweiler... you’re in the right place.

This is a small, family-run operation powered by coffee, crayons, and questionable decision-making. We do our best to reply quickly, but sometimes there are pirate emergencies or science experiments gone wrong. Please allow a few days for a response.

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