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The Westley Chronicles
A collection of real stories from the frontline of single motherhood, small business, and small humans.
Featuring a two-year-old anarchist, one long-suffering big brother, and their enthusiastic Rottweiler sidekicks, you can expect laughter, truth, and the occasional existential crisis in aisle six.
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🏴☠️ Westley
CEO of Mayhem.
Small, loud, and feral—but in a charming, vaguely alarming way. Can climb anything not bolted down, negotiate bedtime like a union boss, and has a PhD in selective hearing. The laws of physics are, at best, a suggestion.
🎒 Nathaniel
Operations & Ethics Department.
Older brother and Chief Translator of Toddler Mayhem. Philosophical, witty, and frequently found giving TED Talks to Westley on “Why We Don’t Put Marbles in the Toaster.” Believes strongly in justice, snacks, and Minecraft diplomacy.
☕️ Mum (The Narrator)
Chief Storyteller & Damage Control Officer.
Running on caffeine, chaos, and sheer willpower. Chronic overthinker, master multitasker, and the voice you hear yelling, “Why is there glitter in the dog’s water bowl?!” Believes laughter and a good vacuum can fix most things.
🪴 Nan
Keeper of Order & Biscuits.
Matriarch, oracle, and the calm in the storm. Can find anything, knows everything, and dispenses wisdom in the form of tea and side-eye. Occasionally mutters, “He gets it from you,” which is not helpful but usually correct.
🧢 Tandy
The Artist, Inventor, and Chaos Collaborator.
Maker of art, builder of ramps, and occasional partner in crime. Has a soft spot for adventure, power tools, and small boys who share both. Turns a quiet Saturday into a full-scale project before anyone’s finished breakfast.
Sometimes the calm, sometimes the storm—always part of the story.
🐾 Jackson & Ace
The Security Department (and Unwilling Research Division)
Jackson is the muscle, the voice, and the self-appointed guardian of the realm.
Ace, on the other hand… well, Ace is more of a concept than an employee. His contribution to security is primarily emotional support — and occasionally serving as Westley’s crash test dummy for “important ideas.” Ace participates entirely against his better judgment (and better physics).
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